Go Shit On Yourself

I'm revisiting my old tumblr.
Expect a change from my past self of two years ago.
averymuether:

This is another info graphic I did advocating for snakes. When spring comes around snakes start to come out of hibernation and sometimes will end up in people’s backyards. Snakes around this time are killed left and right, whether it is completely harmless or venomous. I want to urge people to learn about snakes and also to leave snakes alone!

averymuether:

This is another info graphic I did advocating for snakes. When spring comes around snakes start to come out of hibernation and sometimes will end up in people’s backyards. Snakes around this time are killed left and right, whether it is completely harmless or venomous. I want to urge people to learn about snakes and also to leave snakes alone!

(via theonewithouteyebrows)

Why I like being a lesbian.

imsuchafagg0t:

  • Girls are so fucking sexy.
  • You can’t get pregnant even if you forget to take your pill.
  • If you want penetrative sex, you can still get it, but with a really awesome purple penis.
  • Boobs go ‘badoing’ and can amuse me for hours.
  • When they bite their lip…
  • You can both ‘wear the trouser’s’ and not make a guy feel emasculated.
  • A girl’s skin is always so soft.
  • Again, boobs.
  • And also, vaginas.
  • And just generally, girls are yummy.

(via cutegayjewishgirl)

did-you-kno:

The Marlboro Man died of lung cancer.  His famous last words were, “take care of the children.  Tobacco will kill you.  I’m living proof of it.”
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did-you-kno:

The Marlboro Man died of lung cancer.  His famous last words were, “take care of the children.  Tobacco will kill you.  I’m living proof of it.”

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